I had one-too many chocolate chip cookies last night and tried to puke them back up but didn't have much success. I'm trying to lose a lot of dumb, unnecessary weight so I can be bikini-ready for the summer and seduce old people. (I weigh 125!)
I'm just kidding.
I'll be seducing older people. Like guys in their late thirties or early forties or even late forties. As long as they're hot. But in all honesty, I don't really think about older guys as much as I think about douche-y highschool boys who I pretend will treat me right but will of course, be an asshole. Every time I start thinking about them, I tell myself that I'd much rather enjoy dating Mark Wahlberg or his brother or his other brother. NOT ALL AT ONCE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!??
Lol, I have to go study, let's talk later.
xoxo
I'm just kidding.
I'll be seducing older people. Like guys in their late thirties or early forties or even late forties. As long as they're hot. But in all honesty, I don't really think about older guys as much as I think about douche-y highschool boys who I pretend will treat me right but will of course, be an asshole. Every time I start thinking about them, I tell myself that I'd much rather enjoy dating Mark Wahlberg or his brother or his other brother. NOT ALL AT ONCE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!??
Lol, I have to go study, let's talk later.
xoxo